The GDMFNSOBs

Description:

Name:

The GDMFNSOBs

Screen Name:

Chuck Warren

Years Together:

1

Level Of Commitment:

Touring

Gigs Played:

Under 10

I'm a straight, white man in the body of a gay black duede who desperately wants out. Please help soon. I want to play country music locally for profit (and of course applause). I might get some chicks that way. But I like Marshall Tucker and Eric Clapton (slower stuff) and then maybe a little Thin Lizzie and Bryan Adams. Then play "Born to be Wild." I like to turn my Marshall down to 1, gain maybe on 2. My drummer showed me how to do it like that. He's something of a fu*king expert on sound. If you don't sound exactly right, he throws his sticks down and walks out of the room. Or, on a good day, he'll stop everything, jump up and go put on the CD just to show you how the song goes. Great guy to work with, I'm telling you.

Influences:

Worn out, bullsh*t stuff that's easy to play, like Marshall Tucker's "Can't You See," and a host of slow tunes like that in the key of D. "Blue on Black" is one of my favorites, and then I like CCR, too. And then I like to play them all grouped together in a set so they all sound pretty much the same fu*king nonsense. I could do a whole show like that. But I'm not into long endings of songs. I like a drummer who cuts sh*t off after one or two bars so we can go into the next piece of dull country nonsense. Sprinkle a little Thin Lizzie in there to spice things up. I was thinking about doing some KISS, "Doctor of Love," too, but that's a tad bit overworked these days. Forget that, okay? Let's just get back to low-volume, slow sh*t. sh*t we can pull off at the most basic level. Let's not try anything more than than we can do, okay? Keep those Marshalls on 1, because we might cause damage to our hearing.

Equipment List:

9000 series of botomless head Yamaha drums that I bang around on and think the world of. Had 'em since I been 16 years old. But I love beating my meat more and fantasizing about playing country music before a group of fu*king idiots who applaud when I sing "gonna take a freight train...." real low and real slow. Because that's what I'm all about. Oh, but I like Devo, too. And if I ever had a good band, I'd like to call it "Blind Justice," because that would be a really good and unique name for a band that's never been thought of before. That's never been used before. I mean, if we're going to be a stupid band, then let's all be stupid at the same time.

Members Of Band:

At this point in my life, and since I'm only 38, I don't have a band right now. But I'm currently seeking band members who are visionless, boring and self-interested assholes who can't jam, dope-smoking idiots focused on playing 40 year-old top-40 tunes by Marshall Tucker at the lowest volume possible. Because fast, high-volume stuff could hurt your ears, right?

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