FitForRivalsThomas

SEEKING

Band to Join, Lead Guitar, Piano, Background Singer.

ABOUT

I play in F...it Fo...r Ri...v..a...ls. Sorry about shredding the band name. Trying to avoid this showing up on google searches. Anyhow, we're currently seeking a lead guitarist. We're easy going, and are very fortunate to be in the position we're currently in. Just signed a deal, made an album with Gavin (Metric, Billy Talent, 3 days Grace), and if all things go as planned and promised, will have at least one single hitting radio in 2014.

The first place to start is the link below.

s:///xthom/shake solo

You:
1. Have no problem executing the solo (hopefully more accurately than this, with better meter)
2. Leave partying at home.
3. Have a LOT of stage experience.
4. Can handle high stress environments and have thick skin.
5. Don't do drugs.
6. Aren't bat sh*t crazy.
7. Somewhere around 26 years old. Give or take 5 yearsish. (at least 21!!)
8. Lying about any of the aforementioned things will just get you fired eventually, so don't bother. This is the best job in the world, and we treat it with respect and work our asses off.
9. I'm totally coming off like a hard ass here. Like I have an ego the size of a watermelon or something. We want to win. You're either pro or you're not. Let's go.
10. You're moderately attractive.

Best,
Thomas A.

ps. Also, in no way am I looking to join any bands. Just looking for the 5th member of our already established group.