freelanceplayer

Description:

Screen Name:

freelanceplayer

Sex:

M

Age:

46

Studio Musician:

Yes

Level Of Commitment:

Touring

Years Playing Music:

1

Allow myself........to introduce myself. My name is Paul Wunder. I do a solo act. But this is not your typical solo act. This is 1derama Staring Paul Wunder! I'm looking to expand my network and rock with people who don‘t know me enough to hate me yet (don’t all applaud at once!) I’m taking this opportunity to say hello, strut my stuff, and hopefully convince you exactly why your life was meaningless without me. Here are just a few of the reasons (there are MORE, BTW!) why you must love me.

My Playboy Profile:
Great attitude and personality
Wireless mics and guitars for a 360° performance space
Theme sets (80’s, beach party, 60’s, Beatles, and more)
Full band sound and impact (and it’s just me!)
Unique standout entertainment
Full PA system with the most up to date equipment
Excellent cook
Never "CONVICTED" of a felony
Business & marketing experience to help you SELL IT!
Not unpleasant to look at
Over 20 years as a full time professional musician
I met Iggy Pop once.....He wanted to do my girlfriend!

ATTENTION BANDS AND MUSICIANS: I sing, play guitar and bass at a pro
level. If you can't make a gig due to that pesky heroin habit......call me!
Is your duo partner a little "unreliable"? I'm your man. Maybe you are
interested in swapping gigs and contact info. I'd be more than happy to
help.

ATTENTION MODELING AGENCIES: I’m single, maybe you can help me realize my dream of hooking up with a porn star with a Ph. D. I’m sure you could find something for me to do. Throw me a bone here why don’t ya? I’M A PRETTY MAN!

EVERYTHING you need to know about me (and some things you don’t need to know) is available on my action packed web-site: WWW.WUNDERAMA.COM. Is your love life on the rocks? I could have the solution. Hard to get out stains, how to book my act, what wine goes best with Spam, how to tell if your date is a man..........ASK ME. I just might have the answers you're looking for.

(ATTENTION!: If you need a more “normal” Paul Wunder, click below to go to my more mainstream website http://www.paulwunder.com )

Paul Wunder

1-866-841-9139 ex 3936 toll free
410-243-83333
http://www.wunderama.com
http://www.paulwunder.com
info@paulwunder.com
info@wunderama.com

And if you haven't already, please join my MySpace group:
PAUL WUNDER'S CAVALCADE OF GOLDDIGGERS!
http://groups.myspace.com/golddiggers
You know you want to!

Influences:

Your Mom!

Equipment List:

I have tons of crap!

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