martian

Description:

Screen Name:

martian

Sex:

M

Age:

34

Studio Musician:

Yes

Level Of Commitment:

Touring

Years Playing Music:

15

Gigs Played:

10 to 50

Tend to Practice:

More than 3 times per week

Available to Gig:

2-3 time(s) per week

Most available:

Nights

Looking for creative artists ,((ALL INSTRUMENTS)
(especially percuzz ionists and vocalists,(male or female) to come up with alive set of original music some covers but ,keeping the music toward the bands natural vibe.
PLEASE ONLY HUMAN BEINGS
NO YUPPIEZ ,pIMPS,
,HUSTLERS,NOSE
PIKERS,
craxk HEADZ,
JI HAD MUSLIMS,KKK,
METH HEADS

HITCHHIKERS,HOME MAKEOVER HOSTS,CAN I GET SOME CHANGE ,
BULLsh*tERS,LIARS,POLITICIANS,
MOOCHERS,THEIFFFFFS,
ANAL RAPISTS
OR ILLITERATE RACISTS OF ANY COLOR888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 UNIVERSAL LAW
of
SELF PRESERVATION

Now that is over with lets talk about
WRITING original music

I am not a singer,but HERE ARE SOME ORIGINAL IDEAS (TRACK ONE EXPLAINED ,BELOW).
I am completly flexible for
co- writing originals that smack you right in the NUTZ,(kinda like wet TOWEL),
STEAL YOUR SOUL LIKE THE TBN NETWORK, SAMPLE AND SELL IT BACK TO YOU FOR SOME AIR TIME WITH LOUIS FARRAKAHN?

SAY WHAT YOU MEAN
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE?
BRING SOMETHING TO THE TABLE


TRACK 1
NOT FOR SALE,but
A different story ,A TESTAMENT TO ALL HUMANITY BOUND FOR DAHHHHELL (IF THERE IS SUCH A PLACE).

TRACK:1
matt ON THE GTR ,DRMZ ,CONGAS ,CLAVE,AND BELL
SAMPLE 1:vox/keyx from sesame street

SAMPLE 2:vox? from the (PHIL DONAHUE SHOW)
dr./minister khalid abdul muhammMUDD (BIONIC RACIST YO,)


SAMPLE 3: FROM one love B. Marley (NO TESTAMOANIAL)

TRACKS 1 2&3
ALL instrumentz (including real drumz on all trax), music played , recorded ,arranged and mixed by CretRo dOLLeR
i'm kidd'n
just me
legalize
CRACKHEADS
if that offends
legalize theze

NUTZ
AND YES GOD IS WATCHING WHEN YOU TUNE INTO THE HOME SHOPPING NETWORK
ph.1-304-995-6989
ask for matt wordddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddds of the day
MUSIC IS FOR EVERYONE
even animals....
PRAISE THE LORD
@SEND ME DAMONEY

GIRLS ,
AIN'T THE TEEETHHHHFUSS SEXY

Influences:

frank ZAPPa ,.net,janes addiction primus buckethead
herbie hancock soul coughing dream theater steve vai
faith no more,
ASSHOLES THAT DON'T USE CONDOMS AND SPREAD DISEASES TO These fine young ladies
there's no time left for you
my friend
TO
bang THE
BLONDe

medeski martin wood ,fishbone your mama,john patitucci,
chic corea,steve vai,stevie stevens,rodney dangerfield,les claypool,stanley clark,must give respesct and propers to any one that designed ,crafted and perfected modern complex instruments and notation ,so that all the world could be able to understand
THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN
SEX AND VIOLENCE
(piano ,saxaphone, all brass, tunable kettle drum,violin,clitorian cello,double bass s trap ON kit,bass and 6 string guitar,sitar, all woodwins, adrian belew and f..kin satan you god d..n
infidels
BLING BLING
free thE
WORD
YOU ARE F$CKIN UP
MY
CHI,
KI ,
GI ,

BI$ATCH
email

Equipment List:

home recording studio
pro tools,2 mixers,
b 52 p.a. w/sub 15
tube pre amps,sonic maximizer,booty shaker,ultra curva dig processer ,drumset,6dyn mics,2condensermics,88keyyboard,44key synth,lesbiannn love processor, aco gtr,elec gtr,chronik <bass gtr+rig and synth,milk,alto sax +wireless mik AND LAST BUT NOT YEAST VIAGRA and EXTENZ IN CASE OF VIOLENT
MOOD SWINGS
don't worry just a kiddin

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