Band to Join, Vocalist, Rhythm Guitar, Lead Guitar, Acoustic Guitar, Drums, Other Percussion.


Welp, I'm finally admitting that I will not be a rock star ruling the world. Hell, I hardly can tell my kids what to do. But outside of that, I am totally proud of my tuna salad... Wait, was that off topic.

Umm, I play guitar. Rock, Hard rock, Rockabilly, pop, and whatever else. I don't want to limit it to a specific genre, so as long as the tune is good, I'm in. Basically I'm lookin for other clowns who just want to jam, have a good time, maybe tell a joke or two (I'll be counting). At this point in my life, I don't want to take it too serious.

If you're bored, drunk, or think my jibjab is similar to your internal secondary jibjag, drop me a line. Email ends with the domain you probably use to search stuff with.
I can be reached at: balanced.descent

Screen name:
Member since:
Aug 26 2008
Active within 1 month
Level of commitment:
Moderately Committed
Years playing music:
Gigs played:
10 to 50
Tend to practice:
2-3 times per week
Most available:


Quick list... Alice in Chains, Guns n Roses, Metallica, Stray Cats, Black Crows, Linda Ronstadt, Jason Mraz, Jack Johnson, John Mayer, Billy Joel, etc.

More to come; or not.


Rum. Oh, also I have all the equipment I need for a small pub/bar... assuming I don't forget it for the gig.

My junk: Guitars: Yes. Amp: Yeah. Calvin Klein underwear, Nike socks, Levis 501 jeans because button fly is where it's at, t-shirts, Vans shoes, and some other misc stuff.