Band to Join, Vocalist, Vocalist - Bass, Vocalist - Baritone, Vocalist - Tenor, Vocalist - Soprano, Rhythm Guitar, Lead Guitar, Acoustic Guitar, Bass Guitar, Drums, Other Percussion, Saxophone, Keyboard, Piano, Background Singer, Other, Vocalist - Alto, Bagpipes, Upright bass, Accordion, Ukulele, DJ, Electronic Music.


Biff McShiznit was at the top of the world. A Wall Street tycoon during the bull market of the 1980's, he had it all...until his massive hubris caused him to throw all of his money into Cabbage Patch Kid futures. Plunging him into financial ruin and an even deeper depression, Biff was on the verge of suicide when one word from the television caught his attention: "jitterbug."

As if in a trance, he looked over the barrel of the gun in his mouth to see two colorful men prancing around onscreen, and on one of their shirts, young McSniznit noticed a slogan: Choose Life.

Biff burst into tears and threw down the gun, and he's been choosing life ever since as the enigmatic lead vocalist of The 80's Bunch.

Ladies flock to Biff's side of the stage to bask in his soaring vocals and fancy dance moves... but would they be as turned on if they knew Biff's secret? A secret that his black stage ensembles, curiously hypnotic vocals, and inexplicable love of "Huey Lewis" only hint at - Biff McSniznit is Nerd.

Recently with 80's tribute band. Open to costuming. Would be interested in 80's and/or 90's band. Would love to find a working situation but open to forming new group.

photogfox at g mail dot com

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Member since:
Oct 29 2014
Active over 1 month ago
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Years playing music:
Gigs played:
Over 100


80s music, The Cure, Duran Duran, Men at Work. Motion City Soundtrack, Fall Out Boy, NIN.

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Shure wireless system, in ear monitor system, video production equipment