Hank Mallery + Musician in Nash, TX

Rutabagas and Peas Live at The Seaport Inn © Hank Mallery Genre: Acoustic

Recorded live at the Seaport Inn in Alexandria, VA. Features the 3 Drunk Guys and a guy named Larry rocking the harmonica!

Drunken Sailors Again © Hank Mallery

Munfordville Square Live at Canalway Coffeehouse © Hank Mallery Genre: Acoustic

I've written a few songs about Munfordville, Kentucky. Scott's sister was married in a Primitive Baptist church there near the railroad tracks. A very confused older pastor, who actually spoke in tongues during the service, nearly married Scott to his sister before Scott intervened and pointed out the actual Groom. This recording is from Canalway Coffeehouse in January 2005 with Scott Teodorski. Um, yeah, that's me on the harmonica...

Modern Day Classic Song © Hank Mallery Track number: 7 Album: Eliot Bridge Genre: Acoustic

It is what it is! A Modern Day Classic Song! "My doorbell can't be ringing cause my mind is gone". You can sing along! Our first performance of this song was at The Boro in Murfreesboro, Tennessee. Crazy, drunk people loved it and were dancing!

Get Me Out of This Town © Hank Mallery Genre: Rock

Wrote this with Crookneck. Played it out live a few times. Kind of sums up my itchy feet approach to life. Hope this will make it on a future album.

Government Keys Live at Canalway Coffeehouse Album: Live At Canalway Coffeehouse Genre: Acoustic

Scott wrote this catchy tune. Cocktail Thursday was a tradition when we were seasonal Park Rangers at Mammoth Cave. Several of us had Thursdays off and others occasionally called off with the Cave Crud in order to participate. We'd load up in a couple of cars and drive to Bowling Green, the nearest "wet" town, down 31W. When we'd take the right turn onto 31W there was a field of goats and I'd always honk the horn and make them run. We'd drink, play pool and occasionally go Kung-fu Bowling! When you can't find a bottle opener, pull out your government keys! 3 Drunk Guys

Picture This © Hank Mallery Album: Some Thinkers Genre: Acoustic

Napoleon in a Birthday hat! Forever Glazed

Ordinary People In Love - 47 People Wearing Wigs © Hank Mallery Album: The Best Of The Three Drunk Guys Genre: Acoustic

Hmm... 3 Drunk Guys

In The Mood - NSFW © Hank Mallery Track number: 10 Album: Eliot Bridge Genre: Rock

Not Safe for Work or Children. Sometimes you're just not feeling up to doing anything. I wrote this song and may be a candidate for The Guinness Book of World Records for the string of F words included. 3 Drunk Guys

Chowdah! © Hank Mallery Album: Normal People Wouldn't Genre: Rock

"Bunker Hill, Beacon Hill, Kennedys in Coop Devilles". Boston was looking for a new theme song to replace "Love That Dirty Water" song so I wrote this. It was recorded live at a bar called The Usual in Lowell, MA with my friends Bill Crumley, John Marciano and Seth Cooper. We decided to call ourselves Hank and the Usuals. Submitted this song but didn't win the contest. Great lesser known Boston landmarks and kinks as well as some more well known ones interspersed through the song. I think the addition of an instrument called a Melodica paired with Bill Crumley's harmonica is what really helps this song soar

Some Thinkers © Hank Mallery Album: Some Thinkers Genre: Acoustic

Title came at me from a Boston Globe article and the song wasn't far away. Forever Glazed

Fair Girls Album: Some Thinkers Genre: Acoustic

Chuck started this strange song and we finished it together. Featuring Forever Glazed.

Thanks for the Elephants © Hank Mallery Album: Some Thinkers Genre: Acoustic

Forever Glazed formed in an alligator infested Swamp in South Florida. We finished our recording at the Southernmost Motel (now Inn) in Key West, FL. Featuring Bill Crumley on harmonica, Chuck DeCroix and myself. Song came from overhearing my friend Chris Goguen on the phone in the Charlestown Navy Yard.

Noah Album: Eliot Bridge Genre: Acoustic

We prove we can't whistle and laugh at the same time. Chuck wrote this and it's just pure fun to play. 3 Drunk Guys.

Calcia Cadet Track number: 11 Album: Animal Parts Genre: Acoustic

Chuck wrote the lyrics and mailed them to me and I wrote the music. A fun and soaring space song. 3 Drunk Guys.

Rooster Crowing Chicken Clucking Blues © Hank Mallery Track number: 10 Album: Animal Parts Genre: Acoustic

I wrote it. It is what it is. 3 Drunk Guys.

Film Tree

The film tree was a real contraption used at Mammoth Cave to show the welcome film to visitors. It was always breaking down and a guy named Charlie had the frustration of trying to keep it up and running which involved climbing ladders and spooling loose film back into their canisters. When anyone would be looking for Charlie Chuck would just tell them he's gone climbing up in the film tree. 3 Drunk Guys

Song For... Track number: 2 Album: Animal Parts Genre: Acoustic

Recorded in Las Vegas, NV and mastered in Fairview Park, OH. This was our first attempt at self-recording with a semi-professional setup using a Boss BR-8 portable Studio. We each wrote different parts of the song which was fun when it came together to see how things clashed and meshed. 3 Drunk Guys.

Blame It On The Seas © Hank Mallery

Your the Only One Album: In Bob's Mind Genre: Acoustic

Written by Chuck DeCroix about the Outer Banks and love on the coast of the Carolina’s. 3 Drunk Guys.

Man From Galilee Genre: Acoustic

Written by Scott Teodorski about getting lost driving back from my wedding reception. 3 Drunk Guys live at Canalway Coffeehouse.

Life's a Funny Thing Live at Canalway Coffeehouse © Hank Mallery Genre: Acoustic

Just a simple song about people's perceptions of other people. Also I've always been deeply affected by the deaths of people I've known and cared for and always will be. Performed by the 3 Drunk Guys at Canalway Coffeehouse. Written by Hank Mallery.

Clinker Polypore Live at Canalway Coffeehouse Genre: Rock

Written by Scott Teodorski this became our standard closing song for our Canalway Coffeehouse performances. 3 Drunk Guys. I basically just snuck in a bag of noisemakers and would pull them out and play them to make us all laugh.

Song That Makes the Spiders Dance Live at Canalway Coffeehouse © Hank Mallery Genre: Acoustic

Written one winter night in Boston, MA. I was sitting on a couch strumming my guitar and a small group of Spiders were above me on the wall. Every time I'd start strumming these chords they'd start to move around or dance as the song says. Featuring the 3 Drunk Guys.

Three Drunk Guys Introduction Live at Canalway Coffeehouse Genre: Acoustic

The 3 Drunk Guys formed in 1990 at Mammoth Cave National Park. Members are Chuck DeCroix, Scott Teodorski and Hank Mallery.

CoffeeHouse Song Live at Canalway Coffeehouse © Hank Mallery Genre: Acoustic

I wrote this song to open Canalway Coffeehouse, a concert series I created and hosted once a month for 10 years in Cuyahoga Heights, OH. Folks who played there over the years always said we had the most receptive and appreciative audience in Cleveland. And they were right! This is the 3 Drunk Guys performing.