ABOUT

An Aggressive, Solid-As-Fuck, Hard-Hitting, Passionate, and Dedicated Drummer for Bayside Riot! AND aggressively vocal against Twitler and his whole goddamned incompetent, misogynist, bigoted, corrupt, daily national embarrassment circus freak show administration. This Putin-luvin'/puppet, treasonist (p)resident is "deplorable" and dangerous in so many ways and his child-like intellect and behavior is both--beneath the office of POTUS and of ANY office of public service!! Fuck him and his supporters and may his time in office be SHORT and his time in prison LONG!!!

Presently, Bayside Riot! is seeking a fellow intelligent and courageous RESISTER to play guitar and share lead vocals and harmonies. This individual, whether female or male CAN NOT BE SCARED TO BE AGGRESSIVELY VOCAL AGAINST TWITLER AND HIS ENTIRE GODDAMNED FASCIST, BIGOTED, CROOKED, INCOMPETENT, AND DYSFUNCTIONAL/FREAK SHOW CIRCUS OF AN ADMINISTRATION, NOR BE AFRAID TO INTELLIGENTLY SPEAK ABOUT CURRENT EVENTS, SOCIAL, AND POLITICAL ISSUES, BOTH ON STAGE AND IN SONG LYRICS. THIS IS NOT A HOBBY/GARAGE/PARTY/TIKI BAR/YOUR TYPICALLY RUN-OF-THE-MILL TAMPA BAR BAND. MAKE NO MISTAKE..... WE ARE A POLITICAL-DRIVEN, ANTI-BULLSHIT BAND WITH AN AGENDA TO CELEBRATE PUNK-ROCK MUSIC, PUNK-ROCK CULTURE, PUNK-ROCK REBELLION, .......WHILE AT THE SAME TIME,....... STAUNCHLY MAKING SURE, THROUGH MUSIC AND PERFORMANCE, THAT THIS COLLECTIVE ERA OF UNPRECEDENTED IGNORANCE, UNPRECEDENTED HYPOCRISY, MISOGYNY, BIGOTRY, INCOMPETENCE, CORRUPTION, AND DAILY NATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT FROM THE WHITE HOUSE THAT IS CALLED "TRUMPISM" DOESN'T LAST OR GET NORMALIZED!!!

At the same time of fighting the GOOD FIGHT, also make no mistake---we have a good time both on and off stage as best friends who all have each other's backs with mutual respect for one another. We are all b/w the ages of 32 and 42 and would prefer somebody in that age range as well. Lastly, we all have jobs and life commitments. That said, we ALL make sacrifices for our band and we get together and rehearse at least once a week, more if needed, and we gig as often as the opportunities arise. Again, this is NOT a fucking hobby or some garage band that has no real purpose beyond getting stoned and playing some notes. The same kind of dedication and sacrifices will be expected by the potential new member(s). If interested, contact: J.Mike

Oh, yea......I ESPECIALLY WANT TO THANK ALL YOU TRUMPTY HUMPTY TROLLERS FOR YOUR ATTENTION AND PUBLICITY. Like they say, there is no such thing as "bad publicity". LOL!! So keep it up, mofos, and we hope to see you at some of our shows in the pit because venues could use your support as well!!!

CONTACT: J.Mike, jdrummer1975@gmail.com, 573-673-3187.

Screen name:
JMike
Member since:
Jan 31 2015
Active within 24 hours
Level of commitment:
Very Committed
Years playing music:
30
Gigs played:
Over 100
Tend to practice:
More than 3 times per week
Available to gig:
2-3 nights a week
Most available:
Nights

Influences

DRUMMERS: Tommy and Marky Ramone, Dave Grohl, Tre Cool, Atom Willard, Travis Barker, Tommy Lee!!

BANDS: Ramones, The Queers, Screeching Weasel, NOFX, Sex Pistols, Black Flag, OFF!, Circle Jerks, Bad Brains, Minor Threat, Green Day, Iggy and the Stooges, Agent Orange, Misfits, Descendents, Beastie Boys, N.W.A., Public Enemy, Cypress Hill, Transplants, Rancid, The Clash, Refused

Instrument experience:

Drums:
Advanced

EQUIPMENT

Spaun Custom Maple drums, Pearl hardware, Zildjian Custom A and K cymbals, and Black Majick.

MUSIC