Meatus McPrepuce
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Band to Join, Accordion, Acoustic Guitar, Background Singer, Bagpipes, Banjo, Bass Guitar, Cello, Clarinet, DJ, Dobro, Drums, Electronic Music, Fiddle, Flute, Harmonica, Harp, Keyboard, Lead Guitar, Mandolin, Other, Other Percussion, Piano, Rhythm Guitar, Saxophone, Steel guitar, Trombone, Trumpet, Ukulele, Upright bass, Violin, Vocalist, Vocalist - Alto, Vocalist - Baritone, Vocalist - Bass, Vocalist - Soprano, Vocalist - Tenor.

ABOUT

HERE'S WHAT THEY'RE SAYING ABOUT MEATUS

"ONE TIME I SAW HIM PLAY LIVE AND HE HIT A DRUM AND SAID A WORD AND IT WAS GOOD"

"I WAS IN THE FRONT ROW AND HE LEAND OVER AND HIS HAIR CREME DRIPPED ON MY ZITS"

"RID LICE KIT REMOVAL COMES WITH 750mL SHAMPOO AND FINE TOOTH COMB TO GET EVERY LAST WILY LICE BUG OFF HIS HEAD"

"NOBODY PUSHES THEIR KUNKELS INTO THE RAW PATTIES LIKE MEATUS WHEN HE IS NOT WORKING DONT EVEN BOTHER GOING"

"DO NOT ASK"

Screen name:
Meatus McPrepuce
Member since:
Jun 15 2021
Active within 2 weeks
Level of commitment:
Touring
Years playing music:
55
Gigs played:
Over 100
Tend to practice:
More than 3 times per week
Available to gig:
6-7 nights a week
Most available:
Mornings

Influences

JIM CROTCHE SANG ABOUT TIME IN A BOTTLE THEN HIS PLANE WENT DOWN CLIPPED A TREE ON TASKEOFF

YEARS LATER I ATE AT "CROCHE'S" RESTAURANT IN SAN DIEAGO OPENED BY HIS WIFE AND THE BAD BAD LEROY BROWN BURGER TASTE LIKE SINGED AIRPLANE PARTS?

Instrument experience:

Bagpipes:
Expert
Accordion:
Expert
Ukulele:
Expert
Harp:
Expert
Bass Guitar:
Expert
Trumpet:
Expert
Saxophone:
Expert
Banjo:
Expert
Fiddle:
Expert
Dobro:
Expert

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