SEEKING
Vocalist, Rhythm Guitar, Bass Guitar.ABOUT
Progressive dickknuckles exploring the mind altering effects of heavy music on the human earhole. Relentlessly in pursuit of surgically altering the cranial regions with blunt force trauma, or what we fondly refer to as "earsmear" and the transcending qualities of aural stimulation after pounding out a hard sh*t to Concerto #12 in B flat major, beeotch. We are compulsively driven to throwdown and put some stank on it. We have over 2 hrs. of new mindbombs to tickle the cochlea. We don't do covers but we're considering re-creating the entire Bay City Rollers catalog in Aramaic.
So, we're looking for a bass axe weilding maniac, a 6 or 7 string rhythm (leads a plus) guitaraholic. Either of which also singing lead/ backing vox would be huge kick in the crotch. Singers that don't play an instrument are highly disturbing and downright uncomfortable on a deep molecular level. However, we don't subtract points for being handicapped. If your specialty is just singing and you are retardedly original and when you belt it out you put heaps of special sauce on it, then by all means give us a shout with the fury of a Danish monk with a blazing road flare in his anus.
If you're looking to create ass-whoopin, spine cracking, hard musical explosions in the precision of a brain surgeon with a gun to his nuts and believes that you'll learn something new about your instrument and your abilities every day for the rest of your life, then you quite possibly speaka our language.
If you like what you hear, hit us up and we'll turn you on to more of our madness.
- Screen name:
- oLURCHo
- Member since:
- Aug 29 2011
- Active within 1 week
- Level of commitment:
- Very Committed
- Years together:
- 10
- Gigs played:
- Over 100
- Tend to practice:
- 2-3 times per week
- Available to gig:
- 2-3 nights a week
- Age:
- 49 years
Influences
Pop tarts and blood
Members Of Band
M
sonofwar1(at)hm(dot)com
EQUIPMENT
Everything we need to render you with a limp...and plastic explosives in our slacks every Wednesday at 7:19 p.m. There's a meat horn out in the shed. Our second cousin played it for 34 days then she quit 'cause she thought it made her ass look big. She had a third arm growing out of her thyroid gland, so you really didn't notice the titanic badunkadunk THAT much. We do have a spoon, though it's just A spoon. We lost the other spoon. (probably in the shed)
MUSIC
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A Mourning in Winter
A Mourning in Winter Track number: 1 Year: 2010 Album: J&M Projekt Genre: Metal
We will rotate our songs from time to time, so stop by again.