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I’m looking for the next Shirley Manson. That’s it. I am ready to get to work right now. I’ve written and recorded 100 new songs during the pandemic and it’s time to get this show on the road.
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- 6-7 nights a week
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NOFX, Depeche Mode,Blowfly, Remo Drive, The Mentors, The Dictators, Bracket, Shooting Guns, Freddie King, Mercyful Fate,, Motörhead, The Hives, Discharge, Señor Coconut, Get Dead, Tom Waits
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You Can’t Get It
You Can’t Get It Track number: 1 Year: 2020 Album: Little Monster Genre: Alternative
Ingredients: guitar, amp, iPhone, ear buds, garage band. beer, tequila, other stuff, frustration, anger, joy.
Whatever Works Track number: 2 Year: 2020 Album: Little Monster Genre: Punk
Protest and survive. The only way anything ever significantly changes in the world is when people are willing to march in the streets and burn some stuff down. Loud guitars help.
Origami Track number: 3 Year: 2020 Album: Little Monster Genre: Blues
Her passion is Origami. Her profession is exotic dancer. The logical way to document the combination of those two is via the blues.
Stuff We Gotta Do
Stuff We Gotta Do Track number: 4 Year: 2020 Album: Little Monster Genre: Rock
A musical description of some of the things we need to do to survive. Protest, resist, obliterate, and a few dozen more essential activities.
So Empty Inside
So Empty Inside Track number: 5 Year: 2020 Album: Little Monster Genre: Electronic
She is empty inside. Like a piñata. Before it’s filled with candy. If only she knew.
Like Freddie King
Like Freddie King Track number: 6 Year: 2020 Album: Little Monster Genre: Blues
She likes Cocteau Twins I like Cocteau Twins too Like Freddie King I’m going down Based on a true story.
I Would Love You More
I Would Love You More Track number: 7 Year: 2020 Album: Little Monster Genre: Alternative
I Would Love You More is a love song. Not ordinary love, but the kind of love the world could really use right now. Some of the lyrics may have been inspired by a pillow commercial on TV
Argentina Track number: 8 Year: 2020 Album: Little Monster Genre: Alternative
We can’t just fire all of the cops then have a bunch of unemployed psychos running around. And we can’t kill them, for some reason. And we don’t want to pay to keep them fed in prison for 50 years. So they need to do what all war criminals usually do, move to Argentina. You’re welcome
The Word is Out
The Word is Out Track number: 9 Year: 2029 Album: Little Monster Genre: Punk
You’ve been found out, the word is out, you’d better run. And stuff like that. Where you’re going to go is not important as long as it’s away.
Little Monster Track number: 10 Year: 2020 Album: Little Monster Genre: Alternative
A heartfelt ode to a little monster. Do monsters know they are monsters? I will ask one someday and get back to you.
When the Drugs Don’t Work
When the Drugs Don’t Work Track number: 11 Year: 2020 Album: Little Monster Genre: Americana
You may get the impression the song deals with our current difficulties fighting diseases/illnesses/disorders with pharmaceuticals. That’s where you’re wrong.
What It Is, It Is
What It Is, It Is Track number: 12 Year: 2020 Album: Little Monster Genre: Pop
“What It Is, It Is” was written as the theme song to a film about a guy who experiences something unbelievable, extraordinary, then tries to tell everyone about it. They think he’s crazy.
Don’t Worry, Baby
Don’t Worry, Baby Track number: 13 Year: 2020 Album: Little Monster Genre: Alternative
There’s no reason to worry about anything, it never helps. Always look on the bright side. Be that optimistic severed head you know you can be.
Something Tells Me
Something Tells Me Track number: 16 Year: 2020 Album: Little Monster Genre: Alternative
Something tells me this ain’t right. Well, something was not right.
You Have Seen it from Space
You Have Seen it from SpaceUnderestimate 2FL at your peril. You can see it from space
Delicate FlowerInstro. Mental.
Made of Holes
Made of HolesThe 2FL Master Chorale makes this one special. For a minute.
Boom Ba Doom
Boom Ba Doom￼were you sent here to destroy me?
All There Is
All There IsSounds like a party
WhyWhy why whyyyyy
Dark CircuitIncoming signal, amplify current, connect to dark circuit. Repeat
Angry LoveWhy a dragon appears is a mystery. A cockblocking dragon, of all 🐉
SuperfuckedNext stop after super is mega.
She CanIf anyone can, she can. She can
Like Freddie King - Live Bootleg
Like Freddie King - Live Bootleg￼we don’t know where or when ￼this was recorded. best guess is Dallas on the Angry Inland Poe tour where 2FL played 60 shows in 74 days and never saw an ocean. 2FL supports the movement to paint Mount Rushmore black and feature Freddie King next to Little Richard
The Man Who Knows Everything
The Man Who Knows EverythingThe man who knows everything except what he doesn’t know. Yet.
Half the People
Half the People￼a wise man once said “half the people are a mistake.” 2FL can’t argue with that. some believe it’s a waste of time to attempt to convince terrible people to go away forever, whatever it takes. 2FL never gives up on people. except for psychopaths. there’s more than one way to solve that problem which cannot be treated or cured. our ancestors used proven methods such as expulsion from the tribe or float tests with almost 100% success. time will tell how modern technology evolves to destroy the destroyers
You Can Have It
You Can Have It2FL has a job opening for a lyricist. The majority, not all, members of 2FL believe it’s not okay for most of the songs to be about strippers
New Shit2FL doesn’t give a fuck. Because 2FL is not a person, therefore 2FL is inherently incapable of caring. Like a person with a malformed brain. Or a psychopath. Add this to the list of 2FL songs about a psychopath with a warped brain. A psychopath.
There You Go - demo
There You Go - demoNow that you know what the knob does which way are you gonna turn it￼?
⚡️atan Only Goes ⚡️o Far
⚡️atan Only Goes ⚡️o Far￼no matter who you are Satan only goes so far
BAD LEADSI gotta be where bad leads
LMNOPAnother live classic from 2FL. THANKS AGAIN CINCINNATI!
Clusterfuck CatastropheManufactured misery, brutalist machinery, desolate and suffering, clusterfuck catastrophe. Sounds like that’s straight out of a 1970s after school special￼. No it isn’t, it’s actually a true story about a psychopath and associated useless idiots in 2021.￼
Sick FuckBecause you are
Before“Before” is the final piece of 2FL’s trilogy known as “The Whore, The Fool and The Ultimate Revenge” to most. Nobody knows why the third song isn’t named “The Ultimate Revenge” after the success of “The Whore” and “The Fool.” I suggest asking the whore and the fool if you can find them. What a couple of winners. Special thanks from 2FL to Dr. Todd Grande for pointing out what psychopaths look like and how to destroy them. Before they destroy themselves. It’s a race
The FoolHe’s throwing it all away in exchange for a fairly nice used/vintage trash can, ironically. A receptacle by any other name. Part two of 2FL’s “The Whore, The Fool and The Ultimate Revenge” trilogy. Tune in for the happy ending in the third installment. Unless you’re the fool - there are no more happy endings anytime soon for that loser. What an idiot.
The WhorePart one of 2FL’s “The Whore, The Fool, and The Ultimate Revenge” trilogy. A tragedy in 3 parts with a happy ending, of course. Play it loud.
Who Made You a Monster (Live at 2FL 2020)
Who Made You a Monster (Live at 2FL 2020)Recorded live at the 2FL 2020 Festival in Barbados. First single from the forthcoming live album RFLIVE out in March
Freight TrainLet it roll
Almost HumanAlmost means it isn’t. If it isn’t it won’t. It can’t.
2OE2OE > two of everything.
Just Like That
Just Like ThatJust like that the trap ensnares the trappers. That’s what you get
The MagnetAttracts metal most of the time. Bipolar.
Bad StuffBad stuff more
PredatorThe Predator is moving in for the kill
Getting WorseThis is my country
Roll Again Good Times
Roll Again Good TimesThe feel-good hit of 2021
Are You a Doctor?
Are You a Doctor?Are you a doctor? You can be anything you want to be except what you are.
Magic NumberThere’s always a magic number.
The Opposite of Sunshine
The Opposite of SunshineThe opposite of sunshine, darkness personified.
Not About This
Not About ThisHave I been wrong before? Yes, but not about this. Not about that.
NOTHING IS NOT EASY
NOTHING IS NOT EASY
Buried Alive -
Buried Alive -
Or Not -
Or Not -
I AM SO AM I
I AM SO AM IA song written about a joke written about a schizophrenic. The joke is “I am schizophrenic and so am I.” Avoid people who don’t get that joke.
Hey ManHalf the times it’s the cops, the other half of the time it’s one of the neighbors. The neighbors are still assholes but not quite as murder-y.
Bad DecisionsBad bad decisions
Right Now“Right Now” is 2FL’s party anthem and mission statement. “Get up, get ou￼t, blast off and take a bow.” You heard it here first. Episode 32 in 2FL’s 2020 50/50 Project. Visit the 2FL YouTube channel at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm5CtimB2mkZt5BluIroJpQ
Loaded Gun2FL - Loaded Gun EP16 Episode 16 in 2FL’s 2020 50/50 Project is a song titled “Loaded Gun.” It sounds like a romantic ballad if you ignore most of the lyrics. It’s really an angry protest song. 2FL’s YouTube festivities ~ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm5CtimB2mkZt5BluIroJpQ
Nothing to Lose
Nothing to Lose2FL’s 2020 50/50 project appears right here right now In the form of episode number nine. This fun little number called “nothing to lose” talks about how our society has pretty much been destroyed and we don’t have anything left to lose￼. Thanks to the people in those lame red hats. If you like angry Protest Songs you might enjoy this one. If you don’t 2FL will take a collective dump on your grave. See what it looks like at ~ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm5CtimB2mkZt5BluIroJpQ
We Want Revenge
We Want RevengeWe Want Revenge “That’s life” some people say “It’s not always fair” and “Those are the breaks” Well... not this time The damage is done We’ve been betrayed Our future is gone Dreams are in flames And what we had Won’t be back again You are to blame We want revenge “It is what it is” “Some people have all the luck” “That’s just the way it goes” Not this time... The damage is done We’ve been betrayed Our future is gone Dreams are in flames And what we had Won’t be back again You are to blame We want revenge We want revenge Blow it up Burn it down The damage is done Our future is gone You are to blame We want revenge Video highlights on YouTube at https://youtu.be/UG2RtgbzKMQ
Be Careful With Crazy
Be Careful With CrazyA caution delivered with passion by the bard of Los Gatos, Johnny Law, “Be Careful With Crazy” depicts exactly what you think it does. The second installment of 2FL’s 2020 50/50 Project. 50 songs in 50 days if it kills us. Look for the exciting visuals at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm5CtimB2mkZt5BluIroJpQ