PMac55 + Musician in Clementon, NJ

Mocking Birdie Year: 2007 Genre: Rock

No lyrics.. this is my very first electric-instrumental/soundbyte version of a song. I can’t say what led me in this direction, except experimentation. This has turned into a great vehicle for me to create something new, or at least a different spin on instrumental work. This was just the fun of playing guitar and mixing in assorted samples from shows, movies, games or cartoons that I’ve experienced. ------------ all sound bytes are quoted below ----------- “It’s the Bat phone, sir.” “And now, for something completely different.” “I’m not a crook. I earned everything I’ve got.” “You’re mocking me, aren’t you?” “Scotty, beam me up.” “You’re mocking me,aren’t you?” “I’m just a caveman. Your world frightens and confuses me.” < some lead guitar > “Meep meep!!” “Don’t do it Captain.” “Hey.” “Hee hee.” “Hey….” “I say, go away boy, ya botha me.” “Open the pod bay doors, Hal.” < main guitar lead section > “You’re mocking me, aren’t you?” “Just a moment.” < splash > “Complete.” “You’re mocking me, aren’t you?” “I’m just a caveman. Your world frightens and confuses me.”

You Are My One Year: 2010 Genre: Rock

One of my songs for my wife, Deborah Deery, may she rest in peace.

The Courtship Year: 2009

No lyrics.. this is my electric-instrumental/soundbyte version of a love song. That is, imagine the dating process.. meeting people, going on dates, being sexually attracted, getting involved, splitting up, getting back together, actually falling in love and living happily ever after… “The stuff that dreams are made of.” ------------ all sound bytes are quoted below ----------- “You rang?” “Hello pussycat.” “Just the facts, ma’am.” “Bite me!” “Exsqueeze me?” “Her lips said no, but her eyes said, ‘read my lips.’” “Awww!, da poor puddytat fall down.” “Oh my goodness!” “Don’t walk in your breakfast darlings.” “I’m about to rob you of your freewill. Does this frighten you?” “Ba-ad ol’ puddytat!” “May cause panting and loss of fur?!” “I’m going ‘commando’ too.” “Oh, mamma!” “I wonder what will happen if I press this button?” “Ooh, it tingles me!” “Do I make you horny, baby?” “That’ll teach you to lick my muffin.” “Follow the Yellow Brick Road.” “My runnin’ days was over.” “I’m starting to think maybe I should spend an hour or two on the couch with you.” “Follow the Yellow Brick Road!” “I’m not a smart man. But I know what love is.” “The stuff that dreams are made of.” “What, are ya stickin’ it to me? .. I think you’re stickin’ it to me.” “Is it wrong that I was totally aroused by that?” “Do it again..’Mufasa’.- ah ah..” “Arr arr arr!” “Close your eyes.” “Sha-zam!” “Oh, doody doody, a saprise, for me!” “To infinity, and beyond!”