SEEKINGVocalist - Tenor, Vocalist - Baritone.
Dear Prospective Talented Reader-Bandmixer,
We are a long established recording performing elite rock band with excellent foundation, superb concept, mint image and marketable assets.
First single and other work will be released soon this year, recording next year 2008/2009/2010 in Asia. Distributions to US, Asia, EU, UK, World. Attempts made via lawyer in US. We currently have a clean candidate, a famous singer, but, we wont sign anyone who has signed with other or has no intention to maintain family-feeling with us as a band. Incorporated in UK, to be shifted to somewhere else. Looking for new able-people.
We are currently looking for a substitution male lead singer, baritone-tenor, alto range will be superb. Must have feeling of family loyalty/togetherness and good look. We take no active drug-users. No previous unreasonnable/paeodophilic sexual crime record (reasonable crime by self-defense act and other battle-ground necessary evil deed will be considered for a review). No fanatic religious/too-much-loved-by-god-syndrome/vulcanic-flying-saucer/diabolic/strange godlike-logo occultism-symbols-rites psychological stuffs. No masonic trilateral lions-club bleeding-bush bloody-osama conspiracy psychological stuffs. None smoker/drinker to light smoker/drinker will be considered. No bullshyt attitude, arrogance and talk aloud boy-band-habit. Highly discipline is preferred. Even though you look good, we won't sell your face. Your duty is to sing, not to songwrite. We hope to get a candidate who can maintain their attitude from the start to the end. Changing to boy-band solo-solo-career attitude in the mid-year will result in direct unconditional termination. We apply no discrimination. If you are capable, handsome but gay, we won't discriminate you either.
Just one mutual straight vision in common, we produce quality music and financially grow. We leave nobody behind. We'll retire soon.
Successful candidate will be sent to a specific certified technical training, we pay for it. We also pay for your housing in Asia during recording, transport and the so-called paltry monthly allowance. If you want to teach English while staying in Asia, we will assist your employment. Your boss doesn't pay you, we'll kill him and get you new job.
You'll get 10% of any future net recording contract lump-sum advance and most of the net sales we make in future worldwide. 10% of net tours worldwide. 10% of all net royalties worldwide and other. 5% from any net merchandise sold worldwide.
Tell us, your biodata including height and weight, your origin by trait, age by 2007, personality, your fancy zodiac sign, blood type (without mentioning your rhesus type), academic resume (without mentioning your school names and years), skills, story, motivation, your experience in music field, your ups-and-downs, your pros-and-cons, close-up photo, overall posture photo and 30 seconds of vocal sample normal, 30 seconds of vocal sample extreme screaming, and please let us know your contact just in case we select you, mobile number, email and state/Province where you live.
Kindly don't tell us your complete birthdate, your address, your homephone, your sensitive document numbers such as passport, ID, DL, or Social Security. We don't need it and even we can find it, we won't do it. If you're selected, our lawyer can do the rest.
Your application to us, will be treated strictly confidential and none of your contact will go outside of our desktop. We will review your data, story, photo and voice. We will reply you personally. The one accepted will be kept, the one not accepted will be notified and we won't keep your data on your privacy cause.
Get to us, applicant at hot mail dot co dot jp
Looking Forward. All the best.
- Screen name:
- Member since:
- Sep 08 2007
- Active over 1 month ago
- Level of commitment:
- Very Committed
- Years together:
- Gigs played:
- 10 to 50
- Tend to practice:
- More than 3 times per week
- Available to gig:
- 1 night a week
- 89 years
Members Of Band
All deceased. Survived by two. One disappeared.
Standard, we record electric or accoustic analog in highest digital environment. Mastering in US. Brands of equipments don't move us.
The-Band Track number: 1 Year: 2007 Album: The-Band