The Status Low


Band to Join, Vocalist, Vocalist - Bass, Vocalist - Baritone, Vocalist - Tenor, Vocalist - Soprano, Rhythm Guitar, Lead Guitar, Acoustic Guitar, Bass Guitar, Drums, Other Percussion, Violin, Trumpet, Saxophone, Keyboard, Piano, Background Singer, Harmonica, Flute, Other, Banjo, Mandolin, Fiddle, Dobro, Vocalist - Alto, Trombone, Bagpipes, Steel guitar, Upright bass, Cello, Accordion, Ukulele, DJ, Electronic Music, Clarinet, Harp.


I'm looking for either a guitar player or another guitar player and either a bassist and/or another drummer and neither another vocalist, OR I'D JUST SETTLE FOR A PROFESSIONAL COWBELLIST AND ANOTHER BOTTLE OF JACK DANIELS TO CALL IT A GIG. Vocals a plus or minus depending on how delusional or drunk you are.

This space to list all the band's someone's been in..... no one's heard of ...... or gives zero f's about....... and how many years at it....self-deemed level of instrument experience: had to settle for EXPERT, yet I found the need to post a profile out here on Blandmix. ... Just looking to play music for fun tho ... nothing too serious..... because I've already established myself as a regular name in the local area, so now main priority centers around camping with my Brady Bunch family on most weekends to escape the only thing I'm talented at : cringe my regular job from 9 to 5.

Just leave a message.. ...maybe I'll find the time to respond

Screen name:
The Status Low
Member since:
Aug 11 2021
Active within 24 hours
Level of commitment:
Very Committed
Years playing music:
Gigs played:
Over 100
Tend to practice:
2-3 times per week
Available to gig:
6-7 nights a week


Too many to list, ....all will be listed....5 finger fruit 80's Metallisha. BOTTOMLINE : If it ain't 4/4 time or 12 bar blues influenced, it ain't an influence or music. Gotta play every song note for note and only perform the usual Karen and Chad listening entitlements....sweet home alabama, wonderful tonight, la grange, summer of 69, Shaniayawn Twatt, any of Nickelcrack's songs .......and of course Snatchbox 20 and Green Lay

Instrument experience:



Cylinders constructed from trees, 25 grand worth of instruments and P/A. Yeah I own an unknown band... looking for a drummer, bass, guitarist, vocalist, P/A system and a gig.

On a serious note, name the band along with it's time signatures in the 1st song of this profile. Then we'll start talkn, maybe crush some tunes, give the tri-state area something they've never heard on stage. Thank you