The MurderHobos


Vocalist - Tenor, Vocalist - Soprano, Drums, Other Percussion, Violin, Saxophone, Keyboard, Flute, Vocalist - Alto, Trombone, Cello, Clarinet.


If you are interested in joining us, e-mail us at booking AT the-murderhobos DOT c o m

Writing sessions are on Thursdays.
Rehearsals are on Sundays.

We are aiming to be a Campy Nerd Rock band with an energetic horn section, D&D inspired Fantasy Aesthetic and crazy stage show. Songs inspired by taking quests to slaughter rats in a shipyard, a bossfight with a Giant Rat named Cheesemonger, Tender Barbarian emotions, Dueling!, Troglodytes from Dimension-X, adventuring gnomes, the economic implications of selling magical boots in backwater villages, Minotaur sea chanties, PTSD from slaying goblins, etc.

We have 5 songs written already (which constitutes about half a set worth of material). There is a continuity across the songs which will lend to a cohesive performance. We plan on role playing live and we have confederates to dress up as monsters so audience members can become engaged in foam-sword LARP battles. You can be as involved in the performative aspect of it all as you'd like, so long as you're cool with dressing the part and playing make-believe on stage! We're having a blast with this so far and hope to find people who will also have a good time being creative with this concept / project!

Screen name:
Member since:
Aug 13 2019
Active within 1 week
Level of commitment:
Very Committed
Years together:
Tend to practice:
2-3 times per week
36 years


The Cybertronic Spree, Larry & His Flask, Propagandhi, NOFX, Anamanaguchi, Reel Big Fish, Gwar, Mac Sabbath, Deltron 3030, Wintersun, Ensiferum, MØL, Insomnium, The Slackers, The Beatles, Streetlight Manifesto, The Aquabats, Steely Dan, Mustard Plug, Radiohead, Black Jake & The Carnies, Gorrilaz, Mars Volta, Rx Bandits, Stone Soup and the Broken Teeth, Twin Temple, Spindrift, Nekrogoblikon, King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard, Church of the Cosmic Skull.

Dungeons & Dragons.
A Song of Ice & Fire.
The Forgotten Realms Campaign Setting.
The Dragonlance Campaign Setting.
The Birthright Realms Campaign Setting.
The Planescape Campaign Setting.
The Ravenloft Campaign Setting.

Members Of Band

Guitarist (Urg the Wanderer)
Guitarist / Baritone Guitarist / Mandolin (Brandon)
Bassist (Patrick)
Trumpet (J.D.)
Classical Guitarist / Flute / Vocalist /Seamstress (for making costumes!) (Alycia)
Drummer (Joe)

We still need a :
Front(wo)man / Vocalist (we prefer a multi-instrumentalist)

We could use a:
Valve Trombone
Tenor Saxophone
Baritone Saxophone
Soprano Saxophone
Chapman stick
Chiptune afficionado
Recording Engineer(s)
A/V Engineer


Drums, Baritone Guitar, Mandolin, Trumpet, Coronet, Trombone (?), Alto Sax(?), Assorted Bass Guitars, Assorted Guitars, Multiple DAWS (Ardour/StudioOne/Ableton), Mics, mic stands, Korg SP-200 Stage Piano, Axiom 61 midi controller, linuxsampler+kxstudio, pedals, Dungeon Master's Handbook, Player's Handbook, Monster Manual, 5 gallons of fake blood, 20 pool noodles, & whatever you're bringing to the table.