The Atlas Collapse
CONTACT

SEEKING

Bass Guitar.

ABOUT

We need a bassist....
1)don't suck
2)be professional
3)have pro gear
4)be committed
5)have beyond stupid stage presence
6)have a sense of humor. we're offensive and vulgar and will tease you mercilessly. deal with it. join in.
Here's the profile from our :
After being cryogenically frozen in a futuristic prison in the early '90s, The Atlas Collapse was released from their imprisonment to recapture Wesley Snipes, after he miraculously escaped the same prison, where he was incarcerated for tax evasion. Probably. Using an arsenal of explosives and a take-no-sh*t attitude, with a seemingly insatiable appetite for demolition, The Atlas Collapse pursued Wesley Snipes for roughly 71 minutes, aided by Sandra Bullock and a backpack full of badass. Through their unorthodox methods, and a lack of giving even half a sh*t about collateral damage, The Atlas Collapse eventually brought Wesley Snipes to justice, and immediately proceeded to mount Sandra Bullock on the hood of a half-demolished police car, because fu*k you, that's why.

So yeah we have fun. You'll enjoy yourself.
By the way we have a van so you know we're legit. It's name is Hymencrusher.

Screen name:
theatlascollapse
Member since:
Sep 17 2011
Active over 1 month ago
Level of commitment:
Very Committed
Years together:
2
Gigs played:
Over 100
Tend to practice:
2-3 times per week
Available to gig:
1 night a week
Age:
36 years

Influences

Every one of us has very different influences so I'm not going to rattle them off. The easy thing to do is check out the tracks on our page and see for yourself if you'd be interested.

Members Of Band

Angel Morales-vocals
Ben Leeman- guitar
Shane Gaudette- guitar
Paul Hendrickson- drums

EQUIPMENT

pro gear. you know the drill. half-stacks, road cases, and shit.