TheReal5150

SEEKING

Accordion, Acoustic Guitar, Background Singer, Bagpipes, Banjo, Bass Guitar, Cello, Clarinet, DJ, Dobro, Drums, Electronic Music, Fiddle, Flute, Harmonica, Harp, Keyboard, Lead Guitar, Mandolin, Other, Other Percussion, Piano, Rhythm Guitar, Saxophone, Steel guitar, Trombone, Trumpet, Ukulele, Upright bass, Violin, Vocalist, Vocalist - Alto, Vocalist - Baritone, Vocalist - Bass, Vocalist - Soprano, Vocalist - Tenor.

ABOUT

Do you think I'm pretty?

I don't know why I'm here. I'm too old and anxiety ridden (and fat) to ever seriously be a musician. So I make music just for me. I like my music a lot. No one else seems to, but I give two fu*ks about that.

Everyone is always like "I'm a 25 year old male whose looking for musicians to form a post-modern punk/indie band with synth-pop and 80s metal influences. Also need an accordion player asap. I have gig space and am ready to tour so I hope you're of the same mindset. Preferably looking for people 18-30. If you're 31, sorry man. I am hoping that if you have a shared love for Captain Beefheart, the Ramones, Siouxie and the Banshees, skinny puppy, juno reactor, greenday, and john frusciante's older solo stuff...then maybe we'll mesh. Oh yeah NO fu*kING DRUG ADDICTS. I'm 420 friendly and I often drive drunk to practice but I draw the line at FUNCTIONING DRUG ADDICTS. Even if I can't tell because you do it at home recreationally, if you can't tell I'm a judgmental prick by now...well, you will within our first two or three times of meeting. NO OTHER SOLICITATIONS because I take myself VERY seriously."

That's super fu*king annoying, as is what passes for "music" (especially in the rap genre) these days. I'm sorry, but the industry is seriously just dead. But good luck to everyone I guess.